What a turnip for the books! Like all Dons fans, I was delighted with the gaffer deciding to turn down the The Rangers advances, show his total concomitant to the club and remain in the Pittodrie hotpoint. I’d already assigned myself to the fact that he was on his way to Ibrox, but I could not be happier that he is not not happier here than how happy he would of been there. 

The Gers board never took the news too well though. They put out a statement  that they are glad McInnes turned his nose up despite their faces. They reckon that if he didn’t bite their foots off, it means that he wouldn’t have been no good at the job. But that doesn’t make no sense to me at all. There’s plenty of people who are the dogs botox at doing things they don’t want to do. Look at Ally McCoist. He doesn’t want to be a gardener but he’s probably the top one in Scotland by now.